Anonymous asked: do you like penis?
The three types of boys.
Boys from Facebook: You should come over & we could have some fun. If ya know what I mean ;)
Boys from Tumblr: You should come over & we can cuddle, watch your favourite movies, and hold hands with eachother. i'll even cook for you and we can live happily ever after.
Boys I know: Make me a sandwich hoe.
When the bitch you hate speaks:
lolsofunny: What you wanna do But all you really do is The Funniest.
Me and my bestfriend in school:
commandercrash: zaynharryliamnialllouis: When we say the same stupid thing We throw things at random people in our class We dont pay attention and do random things : She gets working, but I still do random things We mess with the people infront of us We’re totally the best! Lol yes!
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My biggest problem about me is that I'm impatient;
laugh-addict: When my laptop doesn’t respond straight away; When I’ve gone out for a meal and it’s taking forever to come; When people promise a certain time to come over or hang out but come 3 hours later; When people do something for you but are taking forever to complete it; When people take forever to answer the most easiest questions in class; The Best Funny Blog is one click...